🌿17. Canadian. Queer🌜
🌛She/ Her They/ Them🍀
😍turtle-cakes is the bae go follow for a cute girl😘




Seriously tuition back then cost a bag of cool ranch doritos and a stick of big red gum


(Source: seriouslyamerica)

Anonymous asked
what's vegemite?


when people first moved to Australia there was nothing to eat. our great great grandparents decided to gather all the vegetables they could find and decided to mix them together and that’s how vegemite was first created. People started eating it and developed superpowers. I still remember the day i had my first bite…minutes laters i was able to read people minds. the government realized how powerful it’s that’s why you’ll only find it in Australia. We need it to fight the dangerous animals that live here…we need it to survive.


it has been one of my greatest dreams to beat the living shit out of something at least once so god fucking help anybody that ever tries to assault me because i will be brimming with every violent urge that i have ever tucked away in my entire life

(Source: usbdongle)


"We have some extra food do you want some?"


"I can’t finish this you want the rest of my food?"


"You wanna go out to eat, i’ll pay"